How
You Can Eliminate Shoulder Pain Caused by Carrying Laptops &
Luggage
In
Less Than 1
Minute
You'll
never worry again that your luggage or laptop will slip off
your
shoulders and crash to the ground.. The OrthoTote has been raved about
in national media. It's sold by major retailers. It's a snap to use.
Use it at our risk. if within 60 days, you don't agree it's
everything we say it is you'll get your money back, no questions asked.
Every
time you go on a trip you suffer. Getting there is simply not fun.
Vacation or business, there is nothing worse than having to drag your
laptop and carry on bags through airports and terminals. Those
miserable straps keep sliding off your shoulders and you keep having to
stop and readjust them.
Who
invented those miserable straps? The Marquis de Sade?
But
you can get rid of all that suffering in just one minute.
I Couldn't Believe it Really Worked
As
someone who traveled a lot, I resigned myself to the fact that shoulder
aches and pains and feeling like a loaded donkey was part of the travel
experience. Was I ever wrong! You absolutely don't have to suffer. You
can solve the problem like I did in less than 1 minute.
 Frankly,
when I was first shown the OrthoTotetm, my
first thought was, “OK, it's another one of those fancy shmancy
shoulder pads, but how good could it really be?"
How I Got Flipped Out
Then David (the guy who was showing it to
me,) did something that completely flipped me out. He put his 2
thousand dollar laptop at risk by leaning over a staircase railing at
about a 40 degree angle. No safety net. If that OrthoTotetm failed
it would be good bye laptop computer.
It didn't slip or crash. Stayed rock solid
secure on the shoulder.
Impressive,
but I've seen those great Ginsu knife demonstrations at the trade
shows. They demo looks great, but will it work the same when you take
it home?
So I had to try the OrthoTotetm myself.
It took me one minute to learn how to use the OrthoTotetm, and I
was sold instantly. It really works! You can't really believe
how good it is until you try it yourself. (If you're afraid of dropping
your
computer try putting phone books into your computer bag to test it.)
It's amazing!
Above:
Bottom Side & Top View of The Amazing OrthoTote.
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What Can You Expect it to Do
for
You?
-
You
will be able to walk long distances without worrying about your laptop
computer or carry on bag slipping off your shoulders. (so you no longer
have to constantly stop to readjust the strap.)
-
Your
hands will now be free and you will feel more secure while walking. (So
you can easily hold on to your children and keep them from wandering
off without dropping your laptop or carry on luggage.)
-
You
will no longer have to constantly hunch up your shoulder every few
steps to keep the shoulder strap from slipping. (So you can say good
bye to those aching shoulders and those neck pains you always get
whenever you strap anything on to your shoulders.)
-
You
will no longer have to visit your chiropractor or pop pain killers
every time you travel. (No pain, no pill needed.)
-
You'll
travel so much happier, your spouse and children will love you so much
more.(Think about how much you'll save on family counseling alone.)
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Why
Did No One Think of This Before?
 Examine
the patented OrthoTotetm
carefully and you can begin to understand just how it scientifically
accomplishes what seems supernatural. Your carry strap sticks to your
shoulder like it was nailed on.
The forces of gravity seem to be
suspended, but actually the OrthoTotetm is very
scientific.
-
Your
shoulder slopes downward towards the
outside of your body like a sliding pond. The
OrthoTotetm has a
wedge that counteracts your shoulders slope and moves the center of
gravity back toward the middle of your body. (so your laptop or luggage
now wants to move towards your body instead of away from it.)
-
Ordinary
shoulder pads cut into you, causing
you pain, but the OrthoTotetm
provides a large cushioned non-marking surface that distributes the
weight and absorbs the shock caused by every step you take. (You will
be shocked at how effectively it works.)
The Orthotote can easily be slipped on to any carrying strap
These
principles are so simple, you have to wonder; “Why did no one ever
think of this before?”
Did I
mention that the OrthoTotetm has a 7
point utility patent for it's remarkable combination of scientific
principles? That's like having 7 patents in 1.
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The Real Question You Need to Answer
The
OrthoTotetm
has
been rave reviewed by the the major players. It's been sold by QVC
(Home Shopping Network) and The Herrington catalog. It's even been
featured in a two page spread in the best selling book (Gadget Nation.)
J&R Computers and Adorama Camera sell it on line. These
companies are too big to risk their reputations on anything but a top
of the line product that works.
So
the real question you need to answer is; how can you pass up on this
great product?
You
should order this now, and take advantage of the special offer only
available in this email.
Buy
it now completely at our risk.
We'll let you test drive the OrthoTotetm
for 60
whole days. If after that time you don't agree that every word we told
you here is absolutely true you can send it back and we'll return your
money.
All
we ask is that you give it a fair trial..
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We'll make the deal even better.
We normally sell the OrthoTotetm
for
only 11.95 but if you order three of them from the links in this ad
today, we'll give you 3 OrthoTotetm's (so
you can attach them to all your bags or share them with friends or
family) for $29.95. That's 35.85 worth of OrthoTotetm
product
at a better than 10.00 crazy discount.
But
we'll give you even more. As an extra
bonus we'll also ship you a universal carrying strap (8.95 retail) so
that you can make any bag you want work with the OrthoTotetm .
That's
$44.80 worth of product that you can share with your loved
ones for
only $29.95.
Don't
pass up this great chance. This is a special offer that we don't plan
to repeat. It's 100% risk free so you should click the link now and
order before you forget.
P.S. If you love the OrthoTotetm
and
would like to feature it on your web site, make sure to contact us via
this
email link.
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P.P.S.
This is the best price we've ever
offered on the OrthoTotetm
and we
will only offer this deal for a very short time. Order it now by
clicking this link.
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Here’s
how independent reviewers raved after test
driving the amazing Orthototetm.
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“Orthotote helps alleviate back pain,
posture and keeps shoulder bags in place. Orthotote might revolutionize
how you carry your stuff.”
002+ Travel
magazine
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“Send
me more! I lug around my laptop as does the publisher and our graphics
people. It is AMAZING how much more balanced I feel carrying all my
stuff!”
Carla Valencia
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“…make the load
you are carrying feel more stable on your shoulder. The product is also
recommended by several orthopedic surgeons.” Videomaker
Magazine
It’s
a knock your socks off feat to wow
these skeptical magazine guys, but how did real life people react to
the OrthoTotetm?
We
took the OrthoTotetm. to New York’s, Jacob J.
Javits Convention Center and stopped random people who were shlepping
shoulder bags in the aisles.
How
did they react? When our initial sample of 20 people tried it, 16 of
them hungrily snapped up and bought OrthoTotestm
on the spot for immediate use. That’s an incredible 80% who voted with
their cash for the OrthoTotetm.
Wherever we go, we know people are astonished at how super the OrthoTotetm
is.
We
know from experience that once you too
try the OrthoTotetm, you will fall
hopelessly in love with it and you will never want to leave home
without it too, so we’ve made it as simple as pie
for you to experience it 100%
risk free.
The
risk is 100% ours because we know that if you're like just about anyone
else, you will fall in love with the OrthoTotetm
the moment you try it. We want you to fully test drive it for 60 days.
Compare it to any other shoulder pad on the market.
If
after all this, you do not agree the OrthoTotetm
is by far the absolutely best shoulder pad ever made and that it is a
revolution in carrying laptops and luggage, send it back and we will
cheerfully refund the money
you
paid for it, 100%.
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So,
order the OrthoTotetm risk free right now. Let
your friends try it out themselves and they will realize what a
trailblazer you are, a person smart enough to recognize innovation when
you see it.
Some
of you are wondering. How does the OrthoTotetm
do all this? There are a series of simple scientific principles working
hard for you here. What’s amazing is that no one else figured it out
before.
- Your
shoulders slope downward like a sliding pond. With every step you take,
your carrying strap wants to slip down that slope like a rebellious
child. So the OrthoTotetm has a built in wedge shape that shifts gravity back
towards your body and administers tough love to that rebellious
behavior.
- Even
more. The OrthoTotetm
spreads the weight
of your laptop and luggage over a larger area so that the strap will
gently caress your shoulder rather than slice into it.
- That’s
not all. The OrthoTotetm goes even further by
providing more than a half inch of cushioning that absorbs
shock like a super shock absorber.
- We’re
not finished yet. The non latex, non marking base of the OrthoTotetm
hangs on to your
shoulders
so tightly, you might think your carrying strap is nailed on.
Any
single one of these innovations would make your luggage or laptop feel
lighter but the combined effect of all of these features rockets the
OrthoTotetm
into the stratosphere of
comfort.
You have everything to gain and absolutely nothing to lose, so why
wait? Order your OrthoTotetm right now. There’s
no risk so why suffer for even 1 more minute with your current strap
slicing into you?
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This
OrthoTote strap pad really does live up to its advertisement. It is
comfortable, it really, actually doesn't let the strap slip, and it
distributes weight fantastically. It really does make a 10-pound bag
feel like 2 pounds.
As
a very small person, I didn't expect the weight distribution concept to
have much of an effect, but this pad made all the difference in the
world. It feels a bit big/bulky on me, but again- I'm tiny, and most
things in the world are big on me. Even with the slight bulky feeling,
I think this pad is great. I would especially recommend this to those
with shoulder, neck, or back problems- I've had all three, and using
this pad on my bags reduced 90% of the stress that the additional
weight would have caused...Shaina
from Seattle Washington
P.S.S.
So don’t hesitate. Take advantage of the free shoulder strap and the
huge discount we’re offering on the 3 pack now because sooner or later
we will stop offering it. Once we run out of our supply of free
universal shoulder straps, we will not offer that as well.
So
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