David takes Gravity on and Wins (kind of.)

Gravity on Planet Earth Gets Challenged. Once Again David Wins.

Taking gravity on? It’s almost Biblical. A regular guy named David tackles one of the most formidable opponents ever. And he beats it (kind of) He did it in modern times. But even more important, he can show you how to beat gravity on planet earth too. Each and every day.

The dawn of a new Idea, redirecting gravity on planet earth.

In 2001 David Finkelstein found himself at an airport in Toronto Canada with his family. As a Dad, he was the one that got to carry most of the luggage. He strapped his laptop computer to his shoulder and picked up the suitcases in his hands. As he walked through the airport, the laptop strap kept slipping off his shoulders. It seemed like every few steps he had to stop and keep adjusting that laptop strap over and over again.

At one point the laptop finally slipped completely off his shoulders and crashed onto the ground. David was upset. Was his laptop damaged? Was his data safe? There was no way to really know at the airport. He would have to wait until he got home and plugged in the laptop before he would even know.

We’ll learn what happened to David’s laptop later, but right now we need to learn something about David. I speak to him every day and I can tell you. David is not your average ordinary person. That’s a good thing for us. You see David did not accept a laptop computer dropping off his shoulders as some fact of life he would forever accept as just “one of those things.” He immediately went to work on how to make sure his laptop carrying strap would never slip off his shoulders again.

All Hail David Finkelstein, the Gravity Slayer.

David  set forth to to create a better laptop and luggage shoulder pad. One that would relieve shoulder stress and shoulder pain. One that would redirect gravity in such a way that the laptop or luggage shoulder strap would no longer slip off the shoulder as it's being carried.

It took 4 years and over 25 prototypes until he finalized and patented an amazing device called OrthoTote™ . The OrthoTote™ is a real gravity slayer. Like a Ju Jitsu expert it doesn’t overpower gravity, rather it’s 2.3 ounces of scientific technology takes gravity on by harnessing the pull of gravity, redirecting its forces to make sure that laptop straps and luggage straps now hold on tightly to shoulders and do not slip off. How well does it work?

It’s been favorably reviewed in travel magazines. It’s even doctor recommended for its ability to prevent muscle and bone aches. It’s been featured in books and magazines. It’s even been sold on QVC. Close to one hundred thousand users have enjoyed its benefits. These are laptop users, photographers and even overloaded mothers who use it to carry their baby bags. I have friends who use it to carry their guitar cases.

If you watch the video on the right top of this page, you can see what makes the OrthoTote^TM work. The end of the video shows a motorcycle rider rounding a corner at 40 mph wearing a laptop held on by nothing more than an OrthoTote. Does it stay on? If I told you, you might not watch.

The nicest thing about OrthoTote^TM is the cost.

Pay $11.95 one time and relieve all that suffering. No more computer or luggage straps slipping of your shoulders. No more shoulder pain or aches caused by the weird positions and acrobatics you have to do to keep those straps from slipping off your shoulders.

Of course, if you’re really smart you’ll take full advantage of our limited time 3 pack offer. Pay only $29.95 and you’ll get 3 OrthoTotes^TM. You’ll not only get a great price, you’ll get a great universal accessory strap an 8.95 value free. Share those OrthoTotes with your family or use it yourself. However you’ll use it you’ll be getting $44.80 worth of merchandise for only $29.95. Order now before our bean counters make us stop this great offer.

P.S.

Are you still wondering what happened to the laptop that David dropped at the Toronto airport? It did survive that particular drop.