Was the Shoulder Strap Invented
as a
Torture
Device?
Is the shoulder
strap a
torture device?
Every woman will
answer yes
emphatically, especially at the end of the
day. Have you ever seen the marks the shoulder strap leaves behind on
most women? It’s nasty. Ah, the sacrifices one must suffer for beauty
and support.
The shoulder
strap
I’m discussing here
doesn’t care about whether a man or a woman is wearing it. It’s
attached to your computer and your luggage. Carry your computer and
luggage long enough and you’ll feel it cutting into your shoulder.
The weight of the bag weighs
you down.
You have to keep picking up your shoulders to move that shoulder strap
back up or face your computer or luggage crashing to the ground. To
other people who watch you, you look like some kind of
deformed idiot with a tick. (At least I do.)
It doesn’t have to be
this way.
If you use
the patented OrthoToteTM
replacement shoulder strap you can eliminate this torture. The OrthoToteTM
gently redirects and cushions the weight the weight in
such a way that you’ll feel more balanced and less force on your
shoulder.|
It’s all scientific
and you
should click the
video for an explanation
of just how this 2.3 ounce miracle does its job. What you need to know
is this;
- No shoulder pad works as great
as the
OrthoToteTM, not even close.
- There is a 30
day
satisfaction guarantee when you buy the OrthoToteTM. So
you can try it first hand with no risk.
- It’s been reviewed and raved
about in national magazines, sold on QVC, The Herrington
catalog, featured in books as a great invention and bought by close to
100,000 happy customers.
- It’s made in
the USA
which means it has no poisonous paint, will emit no toxic gas and will
just plain make you happy.
Whether
you’re a man or a woman
if your
computer, luggage or camera bag
has a shoulder strap, The OrthoToteTM
will make you
really very happy. If you’re a woman and you’re stuck
with those other straps be patient..... we’re working on it.
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