My Black Laptop Bag is a Real Clunker.

I hated my black laptop bag. It was a real clunker. Yet that black laptop was even older than my newest laptop. Why in heavens name did I never trade in that clunker? The answer is easy. There was no better laptop bag to be had that would solve my problem.

Now before you make fun of me and laugh, remember, Your laptop bag is no better. Because if you carry a laptop computer, you too are the proud owner of a clunker.

“But I have the latest Dell, Compaq or HP laptop computer!” You protest.

That may be true. But even if you just brought it home in the box, you are still the owner of a clunker. As a matter of fact, if you carry that laptop anywhere, the chances are you are stuck with old fashioned inefficient technology that hasn’t been upgraded since the middle ages.

That’s the problem is with my black laptop bag and yours too. Oh, the laptop bag may be nice, it may have all the pockets you need for CD’s and flash drives but what about that shoulder pad on the strap? It’s basically a smaller version of the horse blanket and donkey blanket we’ve used for thousands of years. If you’re from the Middle East, it’s like the blanket they used to put on the camel.

Now horse blankets are a proven technology and for thousands of years, horses, donkeys and camels truly appreciated this technology. The invention of the OrthoToteTM replacement shoulder pad seems unfair to those animals. Doesn’t it seem suspicious that it was only when humans had to finally carry luggage and laptops that someone invented a better shoulder pad?

Well this page is not really about animal rights. Personally, I believe animals should get the right to vote just as soon as they can organize a march on Washington, but I’m writing about us humans here. Now that we’re stuck carrying laptops and luggage, we deserve advanced technology shoulder pads. We finally have it in the form of the OrthoToteTM replacement shoulder pad.

The OrthoTote^TM replacement shoulder pad is the result of some really careful research. Its wedge design helps to evenly distribute the weight of your laptop or luggage that you carry on your shoulders. It makes that same laptop feel lighter and easier to carry because it no longer wants to just slide off your shoulders.

The OrthoTote™ is so unique it has earned a utility patent from the US government. A utility patent is rare in that it acknowledges that the entire concept of the The OrthoTote™ is special and protected.

I’m in love with my black laptop bag once again. We’ve made up. All it really needed was the right support. With the help of the OrthoTote^TM, that’s exactly what it got. We are a great pair once again.

Isn’t it time you traded that clunker of a shoulder pad for one that will let you travel far further? Improve your comfort! Improve your efficiency. Strike a victorious blow for freedom loving two legged creatures. Order yourself an The OrthoTote™ now and cast off your old clunker of a shoulder pad!

P.S. If you want to empower your wife and friends with The OrthoTote™ be sure to take advantage of the limited time 3 pack special offer. You get 3 The OrthoTotes^TM for only 29.95 plus a free universal shoulder strap worth 8.95 too. That’s 44.80 worth of merchandise for only 29.95.